sarahloo
She’s that peachy puffin with the awesome alto voice. Tooting on her pitch pipe, gushing about Nick Jonas, and crying at movies are her loves. Whenever you need someone to stare at for laughing inappropriately she’ll be there. Shouts in the night are probably her sleeptalking. She’ll pull pranks with you any day(:
heeey.

(P.S. Yann, I hope I thrashed vampires enough.)
Friday, August 14

History, Math and Lit weren't too bad I guess. Cheer up Shan okay! You're going to do just fine you smart cookie. Go and run but watch your thigh muscle yeah.
Haha the balloon pump. I think Esther pwned Swong like, fifteen times. You need to be more aware of your surroundings you know. You need the unagi(nuh-uh, not salmon skin roll.) The thing where you close your eyes and try and guess each other's hands was funnn. I would have thought than Yannting's and mine would be really easy to guess, on account of yann's being real bony and skinny and mine being the smallest. But woah Shan's and mine kept getting mixed up and Swong's and Yann's. Slim you have a distinctly cold hand O:
Okay so after reading The Twilight Companion which is all about Edward Swong and I have decided to appease Yannting and make her The Twilight Companion: Yannting's guide to Jacob. Swong and I will alternately post the chapters so watch this space :D
So, drumroll please, here comes the first chapter: OHMYGOSH IT'S JACOB!!
(Editor's note: Due to Swong or I never having read any installment of the Twilight Saga, any incorrect information provided is not our fault. Blame wiki.)
Haha the balloon pump. I think Esther pwned Swong like, fifteen times. You need to be more aware of your surroundings you know. You need the unagi(nuh-uh, not salmon skin roll.) The thing where you close your eyes and try and guess each other's hands was funnn. I would have thought than Yannting's and mine would be really easy to guess, on account of yann's being real bony and skinny and mine being the smallest. But woah Shan's and mine kept getting mixed up and Swong's and Yann's. Slim you have a distinctly cold hand O:
Okay so after reading The Twilight Companion which is all about Edward Swong and I have decided to appease Yannting and make her The Twilight Companion: Yannting's guide to Jacob. Swong and I will alternately post the chapters so watch this space :D
So, drumroll please, here comes the first chapter: OHMYGOSH IT'S JACOB!!
(Editor's note: Due to Swong or I never having read any installment of the Twilight Saga, any incorrect information provided is not our fault. Blame wiki.)
Jacob Black? Who's he? A bird, a plane, the MAILMAN? No, Jacob is much cooler than your average superhero. He's muscular, tanned, exotic, oh-so-tall-he-could-lift-you-into-the-sky, sweet, caring, and he'll do anything for the girl he loves, even if it's helping his worst enemy. Not to mention that he's bacon.
You know, sizzling hot.
In other words, he's perfect. Who would prefer this hottie to a milk-skinned, unshaven, creepy eyes that slide sideways like a cheekopeh, scrawny dude who doesn't even own a comb? (See: Edward Cullen) Combs are the absolute basic necessity. I carry three with me everywhere.
Everyone knows that friends make the best boyfriends. Jacob's and Bella's relationship begins and blossoms when they find out they are kindred spirits: they love trucks and riding motorcycles, things a guy would be freaked out his sweet, dainty girlfriend enjoys. Bella never does any of her hobbies with Edward, she's constantly having to fear for her life that she doesn't have any time to spare. How do Edward's and Bella's relationship start: school gossip, him looking at her so weirdly that she feels awkward? Seriously, WHAT???
Let's say you almost get killed twice, and to top that, you try to commit suicide. Plus you're all PMS-y and you get annoyingly emo and whiny. What guy would stick with you through all that? Yes, it's Jacob. Again. For two years, he's stayed beside Bella, never abandoning her(ahemEdwardahem). He understands that what a girl wants is not to be safe but away from her boyfriend, what a girl truly pines for is a boy that would endure all of life's difficulties with her, to protect her from harm, and to love her for who she is, just the way she loves him back.
In Breaking Dawn, Jacob returns to attend Bella and Edward's wedding, and though still visibly pained by her decisions, he tells Bella that he wants her to be happy. Woah, is there even a guy who says these kinds of things? It only happens in fairytales, right? Which is why, in the next chapter, Hey, who's that Chunky Hunky? We find out if Taylor Daniel Lautner is as perfect as his character.
Duh.
(P.S. Yann, I hope I thrashed vampires enough.)