sarahloo
She’s that peachy puffin with the awesome alto voice. Tooting on her pitch pipe, gushing about Nick Jonas, and crying at movies are her loves. Whenever you need someone to stare at for laughing inappropriately she’ll be there. Shouts in the night are probably her sleeptalking. She’ll pull pranks with you any day(:
heeey.

This is what happens when sloo is bored:
I googled and yahooed ':D' and ':)' and nothing came up. The net really needs to develop a sense of humor. Not even '(:' had any results. Pffft.
Does no one think that the phrase 'noodles in soup' is funny? That's probably the correct way to put it but kopitiam uncles just go 'soup noodle' or 'soupy noodle'. Which makes you wonder about hollow noodles filled with soup. Kind of like a straw. Except that no one uses straws to drink soup. Or do they?
I think I'm falling in love with Chris Daughtry's triangular beard. It's so cool and street I WANT IT. Maybe my peach fuzz will darken and I can steal my father's lemon and lime shaving foam to coax it into that perfect isosceles. Would you believe they even have citrus shaving foam now. Maybe they'll invent something like grape nail polish next. Oh wait, they already did.
Do beans clunk or splat? They're big enough to clunk against each other. Bananas splat. Beans clunk. I don't know what I'm talking about :D
-moment of insane madness passes-
Slept the whole day yesterday, really. Reached 39.4 omg was really burning up. Teehee. I hallucinated because of some chemical reaction between TamiFlu and Klacid has but only a supersmall percentage of freaks respond to. Yup, freak here -waves hand- Hahaha I'm not going to say something like "I saw THE LIGHT" or whatever crap but I did see some bright spirals and there was this humming noise in my ear. And I lost my vision for a while. It was like my eyes were open but I could only see black. Like the inside of my eyelids. Which are probably peach coloured but anyway. I think it's pretty cool.
Finished Swong's trashy book "How Opal Metha Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life". That's one mouthful of a book title. I really can't find the princess diaries bits that the author supposed lifted and got sued for. And she's so annoying and pathetic and has a boyfriend with a middle name of Phineas. Is that supposed to be funny because trust me, I've heard of funnier middle names. (see earlier post)
I realised that I kind of jump to different topics randomly in one post. Kind of how I actually talk in real life. And kind of how I'm going to end. Like about now.
(I feel weird today. ><)
Thursday, July 9

This is what happens when sloo is bored:
I googled and yahooed ':D' and ':)' and nothing came up. The net really needs to develop a sense of humor. Not even '(:' had any results. Pffft.
Does no one think that the phrase 'noodles in soup' is funny? That's probably the correct way to put it but kopitiam uncles just go 'soup noodle' or 'soupy noodle'. Which makes you wonder about hollow noodles filled with soup. Kind of like a straw. Except that no one uses straws to drink soup. Or do they?
I think I'm falling in love with Chris Daughtry's triangular beard. It's so cool and street I WANT IT. Maybe my peach fuzz will darken and I can steal my father's lemon and lime shaving foam to coax it into that perfect isosceles. Would you believe they even have citrus shaving foam now. Maybe they'll invent something like grape nail polish next. Oh wait, they already did.
Do beans clunk or splat? They're big enough to clunk against each other. Bananas splat. Beans clunk. I don't know what I'm talking about :D
-moment of insane madness passes-
Slept the whole day yesterday, really. Reached 39.4 omg was really burning up. Teehee. I hallucinated because of some chemical reaction between TamiFlu and Klacid has but only a supersmall percentage of freaks respond to. Yup, freak here -waves hand- Hahaha I'm not going to say something like "I saw THE LIGHT" or whatever crap but I did see some bright spirals and there was this humming noise in my ear. And I lost my vision for a while. It was like my eyes were open but I could only see black. Like the inside of my eyelids. Which are probably peach coloured but anyway. I think it's pretty cool.
Finished Swong's trashy book "How Opal Metha Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life". That's one mouthful of a book title. I really can't find the princess diaries bits that the author supposed lifted and got sued for. And she's so annoying and pathetic and has a boyfriend with a middle name of Phineas. Is that supposed to be funny because trust me, I've heard of funnier middle names. (see earlier post)
I realised that I kind of jump to different topics randomly in one post. Kind of how I actually talk in real life. And kind of how I'm going to end. Like about now.
(I feel weird today. ><)